The Recently Deflowered Girl
picture This is a scan of a little book from 1965, illustrated by Edward Gorey. It is a parody on an etiquette book and would have been considered rather naughty in its time. (Via Accordion Guy)
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 Genital retraction syndrome
Wikipedia
Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals—or also, in females, breasts—are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is a mass hysteria event or panic in which males in a population suddenly believe they are suffering from genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal.

In cases where the fear of the penis being retracted is secondary to other conditions, psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education).....
You've better watch out. It could happen to the best of us!
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 10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
picture From SexualMastery. Like:
4. Electric Toothbrush

Don’t know what to buy as a Christmas present for your girl? The answer is really simple - electric toothbrush.

Yes, electric toothbrushes can be used for masturbation session or you can create a pretty exciting sensations during intercourse or oral sex session.

Now just to be clear, some girls have really sensitive clits, so if she is still “toothbrush-virgin” be very gentle to find out if she likes it.

You can use toothbrush with or without the brush itself (just the vibrating base).

5. Toothpaste

Just brush your teeth and perform cunnilingus on your girl for a mild effect. You can also dab a bit of toothpaste on your tongue for a stronger, more tingling sensation.

Your girl can do this to, while giving you a blowjob.

Believe me, you will be so surprised that such a simple, everyday item can give you such intense pleasure...

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 Condometric
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Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size....
Yeah, why not. I think I need one with inches.
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 ETs make me come
picture Phantoms and Monsters:
A former policewoman says she has been contacted by an alien race who give her orgasms at any moment.

Stephany Cohen, 42, of Lancaster Close, Bromley, says an alien race from a distant planet have chosen her and her plumber partner Michael Williams, 57, to help the human race increase their knowledge.

She says “Grays” from the planet Cirus D have been helping out humans from the Egyptians to the Aztecs for thousands of years but now we are ready to take the final step of spiritual and intellectual fulfilment...
Count me in, except if it involves anal probes.
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 Prostitute trading cards?
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Seems more like they're just ads, or what? From Tokyo Damage Report.
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 Method of Using a Water Pipe
picture Patently Silly, about this patent:
I had heard of snorting coke off of a strippers tits, but taking a bong hit out of her vagina?

This "water pipe providing sexual stimulation" seems to be just too depraved to be true. In instances such as this, I find it best to let the patent do the talking:

"The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina to form a water reservoir holding water in the lower end and the vagina. A stem is received into the inlet port with an end opening submerged in the water reservoir. Suction applied at the exit port draws air through the stem to bubble through the water reservoir to generate stimulatory vibrations transmitted to the vagina. Optionally, a bowl holding combustible material communicates with the stem such that smoke bubbles through the water reservoir to simultaneously filter and cool the smoke and generate stimulatory vibrations."

I don't doubt that the experience is pleasurable, but pleasurable enough for a woman to allow bong water in her vagina? Perhaps the only thing not surprising about this patent is that it was invented in Vegas. Hopefully, it will stay there.

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 People in love with objects
picture Bizarre Mag:
“We see things as living beings,” (Winther) says. “That’s a must. Otherwise you can’t fall in love with an object.” Wall Winther is attracted mostly to constructions with plenty of parallel lines – buildings, fences, bridges, gates and, in one case, a guillotine. But other OS fetishists might be turned on by the intricate workings of a turbine or television set, the delicate curves of a shiny sports car, the rigid harshness of a railtrack, or the bell end of a trumpet.

Look hard enough and you’ll discover an internet populated by tales of love affairs with objects. Joachim A, for example, confesses to his affair with a Hammond organ that began when he was 12. He’s now in a steady relationship with a steam locomotive. Psychology student Bill Rifka tells of his sexual obsession with his iBook (he defines it as a homosexual relationship as he regards his laptop as male) and Doro B talks about falling for a metal processing machine she encountered at her work. Online at least, OS is a genuine sexual orientation, where relationships thrive, desires are aroused (and fulfilled) and deep emotions burn...
For the lady there, Wall Winther, it is the Berlin Wall that gets her juices flowing. Her site is here.

(Via BoingBoing)
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 Senior eye test
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(It is of course a Spencer Tunick picture, but quite a few people see nothing but a flock of sheep... until they put their glasses on)
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 Just another car lover
picture Telegraph:
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful....

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 Illusion
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What do you see on that bottle?

.... I'm sure you'll see a couple having sex. But if you had asked a little kid what they see, they wouldn't have seen that at all, probably because they're missing the reference. What they would have seen would be the 9 dolphins. ... You didn't see those? Look again.
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 Chinese translations
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Personally, it is the observation room I'm interested in, so I can see how they really examine those cunts.
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 A logo with a grip
picture News item from The Register. The Office of Government Commerce is a UK agency which is "responsible for improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement", whatever exactly that means.

Recently they decided they needed some rebranding and they hired the London design company FHD to redesign their logo. Both OGC and FHD seem to be very happy with the result.

OGC distributed pens and mousepads with their new logo to all employees. And this is where the fun starts. I think they had in mind that the logo would be seen vertically, as you see above. But a pen or a mousepad can of course be turned in any direction. So it takes all but a few seconds to turn it 90 degrees and see what you see on the left.

When confronted with this funny circumstance, an OGC spokesman defended their new logo with these words:

"The proposed version, which you have sent over, has been shared with staff, and is now going through final technical stages. It is true that it caused a few titters among some staff when viewed on its side, but on consideration we concluded that the effect was generic to the particular combination of the letters 'OGC' - and is not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on government spend!"

Yeah, that's exactly what we're seeing. A firm grip.
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 History's 7 most astounding sexual resumes
picture Another fun Top X list from Cracked:
#1. Wilt Chamberlain

Not just an awesome Conan villain, Chamberlain was a monster on the court and is the only player to have ever scored 100 points in an NBA game. He was also the man who, like John Holmes, claimed to have banged 20,000 women. Though it was probably not the same 20,000 women because that would be an astonishing coincidence.

According to some people who know math, for Chamberlain's claim to be true he would have had to have sex with 1.14 women every day from the time he was 15 until he died. Factoring in things like sleep, work and his inability to score quite as often in his younger and later years, has him doing the deed with a different woman every three and a half hours. For 21 straight years.

While that makes it seem like most people doubt him, those who knew him said he easily arranged for threesomes and was known to have more than 23 women over the course of one 10 day road trip. Toss in a lot of charm, being rich and famous and the fact that the story is a lot cooler if it's true, and we see no reason to doubt it...

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 Screw the bottle
picture Via Gloria Brame
Sweet twist on a universal theme. Also, another example of how the human mind can find virtually everything, including common objects, sexually suggestive and exploit that suggestiveness to create erotic art. According to the eBay antiquities dealer who's selling this (for a mere $865), one side is male and the other side is female. So I guess the corkscrew simultaneously reams them both in the ass....

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