Shoe size versus penis size
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That's a fun chart. Totally wrong, but I guess it would be nice. It is an old one, from here. I'm not sure if the guy actually expected it to be correct. Maybe he was wearing size 5 shoes. Anyway past studies seem to have shown that there's no relation between shoe size and penis size. But, well, a shoe size conversion chart is always handy to have around.
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 Dick Cheney
picture What's that reflection in his glasses? Looks kind of like a naked woman in a boat, but maybe I'm imagining things too. Anyway, it is from the White House website.
Vice President Dick Cheney spends an afternoon fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho

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 Table sex
KCCI:
Felony indecency charges against a Bellevue man accused of lewd behavior on a deck behind his house have been dismissed, the Toledo Blade reported.

Police said a neighbor in Bellevue videotaped Art Price having sex -- termed as "relations" -- with his picnic table on four separate occasions, WEWS-TV in Cleveland reported.
That's a little, uhm, unusual, but maybe it is the neighbor who should be charged.
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 Watch where you're pointing that thing.
picture How giant squids have sex. CDNN via BoingBoing:
"Although mating has never been observed in giant squid, it is thought that what happens is that the male injects his sperm packages into the female's arms. The process is likely to be a fairly violent affair as the female is probably not that keen on being injected. This is a problem for the amorous male as females are normally a third bigger than they are.
"But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.

"But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themselves.

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 First sex was 570m years ago
The Sun:
THE first creature to have sex did it 570million years ago – and was 12 INCHES long.

Fossils from rope-like sea organisms called Funisia dorothea suggest they were at it 30million years before anyone else, scientists say.

Their romps are not likely to have made the earth move – but they have sent experts into a state of high excitement.

Mary Droser, a professor at the University of California, said: “We are seeing possibly the very first instance of sexual reproduction in animals on our planet.”

The creatures, which stood erect on the sea-bed, have been found in what is now the Australian outback.

Expert Rachel Wood, of the University of Edinburgh, said: “Funisia had close-packed growth, allowing us to presume this organism reproduced sexually.

“This is how many primitive animals, such as sponges and corals, reproduce today.”...

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 History's 10 Most Terrifying Contraceptives
Cracked:
#10. Weasel Testicles

In the Dark Ages in Europe, things were dark for a reason, not the least of which was that, with the lights on, a typical man might wonder why his girlfriend had weasel balls strapped to her leg.

The reason is obvious to anyone with a degree in Magickery or Weasel Ballogy, as any magician at the time would tell you that the weasel balls would prevent pregnancy. Through the power of magick, you see. Yes, being a magician during the Dark Ages pretty much gave you a blank check.

We may not be magicians and our amateur dabbling in gynecology has been less than revealing, but we're pretty sure this method is aces since we don't know many men who would be able to perform sexually after seeing a pair of innocent, severed balls hanging from his mate as decoration...

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 Lovers in the air
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By Pickinpics, from the Flickr Insect Porn pool.
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 In the raw
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New Nyotaimori restaurant in Minnesota. Star Tribune:
Eat they did. Upon entering Temple that night, every diner was issued one pair of fine wooden chopsticks. They were also given a list of rules: Don't speak to the models, don't touch the models and don't say anything inappropriate. You might be eating raw fish off a semi-naked person, but please don't treat them like strippers.

As the sold-out crowd poured into Temple's main dining room, Howell, Jaworski and two other models were lying on tables scattered throughout the restaurant. But there was a peculiar hesitation. Like true Minnesotans, nobody wanted to go first. Soon, though, the tables were as crowded as the crab-leg platter at a Chinese buffet.

Chopsticks in hand, Lily Crooks, 25, stood with a group of friends just feet from one of the male models. After watching someone else make the first move, she rallied her group: "OK, now we better move in."

Her roommate Ellie Blades, 27, went straight for the male model's chest. Crooks, the right thigh.

When asked about the sushi's quality, Blades smiled and said:

"It was the best piece of salmon I've ever had in my life."...

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 Korean math problem
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It looks at first glance like a exual harrassment manual that explains how you shouldn't stare at your co-workers. But, no, read the translation. It is sort of the opposite. The math problem of figuring out how much you need to lean over in order to look up her skirt at the optimum angle. Via BoingBoing
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 Antique anti-masturbation device
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This is a current auction on e-bay:
Extremely rare anti masturbation device dating from c1880. The copper shaped device was attached to the belt and worn by boys as a means of preventing nocturnal emissions. Very much an indication of societies vies on onanism in the 19th century..
(Via BoingBoing)
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 Fetish dolls
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Nancy Farmer likes to place her barbie dolls in interesting situations.
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 Sick Words
Somebody collected a little list of strange sex words, like:
Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.

Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm) - Sex in the bath or shower.

Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.

Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.

Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.

Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life. ...
Of course I have many more in my own dictionary, but the pronounciation guide is a nice touch.
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 Pickled Peking Penises
picture It's an old story from BBC, but it is curious alright, about Beijing's penis emporium:
The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

"Sheep... horse... ox... seal - excellent for the circulation."

She points to three dark, shrivelled lumps which look like liquorice allsorts - a special treat apparently - reindeer, from Manchuria.

The Guolizhuang restaurant claims to be China's only speciality penis emporium, and no, it is not a joke.

The atmosphere is more exotic spa than boozy night-out.

Nancy describes herself as a nutritionist.

"We don't call them waiters here. And we don't serve much alcohol," she says. "Only common people come here to get drunk and laugh."

But she does offer me a deer-blood and vodka cocktail, which I decide to skip....

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 Donald Duck uses condoms
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This is a WWII anti-VD poster condom ad. Nobody like Donald Duck to tell the soldiers what to do when they run into a sleeping blonde on some pacific island. (Via Hugo strikes back)
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 Ass fruit factory
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Or are they really wagashi sweets made from rice flour and sweet red beans? From riotclitshave.
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