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picture 8 Dec 2005 @ 02:51

This guy has thought a lot about what to do when you run into a bunch of girls from a bachelorette party at a bar.
When you think about it, a bachelorette party is the single guy’s ultimate scenario. A parade of drunken, sexually charged females roaming the bar in celebration of their friend’s upcoming wedding. They just had a private party at a nearby apartment in which they exchanged various sex toys and masturbation aides. From there, they took it to the strip club and watched very gay, but scantily clad muscular men dance and wave their limp junk in their faces. Now they are all here, under the same roof as you, and every one of them is drinking from straws shaped like penises. Talk about a silver platter.

And he goes on to categorize them into a number of types, and what the likely chances are with each.


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