30 Mar 2006 @ 01:37
From Not on my Ass. Well, it is a little overly crude and simplistic, but the guy has some points. Like: What I've learned is that every single woman has had at least one relationship where she was a complete slut. She never forgets this steamy sordid relationship. She never forgets the time when they couldn't keep their hands off each other. She remembers it as the best sex she ever had. She did things that were so nasty that she was nervous to tell even her closest friends about it. She may never tell you about it but she still thinks about it. She can do anything if the right "buttons" are pressed. Yes. But then his advice basically boils down to this: The secret to getting her to do your perverted will is to speak with authority. Do not say "sweetheart". Do not say "please". Most of all, do not, under any circumstances say "I was wondering if...". You're going to have to be the alpha male.
▫ After getting tired of all the tame sex I was having, I decided to try out this experiment. After work, I passed by the pub, had a stiff vodka on the rocks and psyched up. When I got home, my girlfriend was watching some cheesy Spanish soap opera. I unplugged the telly. She looked at me like she was ready to knife me. Before she could comment, I walked to her and ripped her blouse apart. Buttons sprung into the air and flew across the room like loose change. Immediately, her anger turned into fear. I almost hesitated until I noticed that her nipples were as hard and long as AK bullets.
▫ I grabbed her roughly by her hair and told her in no uncertain terms: "Woman.. today you are going to suck cock!". She gasped in shock. I stared at her without flinching and said: "NOW!!!". Like a panicky virgin, with hands trembling slightly, she unbuckled my belt, unzipped my pants and pulled my tool out. Suffice it to say that I had the most amazing and perverted sex known to man that night. Now, when I go to visit her, she's always naked and waiting with some new and more amazing idea. When she visits me at work, she comes without underwear. How cool is that?
Put some bass in your tone. You are the man. You don't ask for what you want, you take what you want!. Nothing gets a woman more open than the realization that you are a man with power and control. The man who can get any woman he wants and get them to do anything he wants. Well, yeah, but I think he then goes a bit overboard with how you need to be an asshole and call her a slut. That's not the point. Just a reminder that it isn't ok to do something to somebody against their will, and that respect is crucial to a good relationship. But there's a point there. You don't surrender to somebody who goes "Ahem, I wonder if..." And, yes, most people will surrender IF somehow you get the magic formula right. Assertiveness is probably part of it, but it needs to be built on some kind of foundation of trust.
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