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Get the gadget here
Strap it on and measure your performance.

Keep a year long record, it records time taken, number of strokes and use as part of your diet as it records the calories used.

Compete with your mates.
99 Danish Kroner, that's something like $15. ...Oh, I get it, it isn't really for spanking - it is for wanking. Spanking the monkey. Jerking off. Hm, I'm not sure if I want to get into competitive wanking.

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