The 15 Best Masturbation Songs0 comments
12 Aug 2007 @ 02:54

From Cracked, a list of 15 songs that obviously are about masturbation. The top songs on the list:
1. Elvis Costello "Pump It Up":
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.

2. DiVinyls "I Touch Myself":
I don't want anybody else,
And when I think about you I touch myself.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, aah.

3. Cyndi Lauper "She Bop":
Hey, hey, they say I better get a chaperone,
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone.
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret,
Ain't no law against it yet.
Oop, she bop, she bop.

4. The Vapors "Turning Japanese":
This I've got your picture, I've got your picture,
I'd like a million of you all round my cell.
I want a doctor to take your picture,
So I can look at you from inside as well.
You've got me turning up and turning down,
And turning in and turning 'round.
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese.

5. Devo "Praying Hands":
You got your left hand,
You got your right hand,
The left hand's diddling,
While the right hand goes to work.



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