3) Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Who was he?

A philosopher that promoted the idea that all humans were good by nature but the progress of science and art corrupted virtue and morality. He wrote The Social Contract, in which he justified the overthrow of any government that was not controlled by the people. This idea would inspire revolutions and reforms through most of Europe and even in the United States.

How was he a pervert?

There was only one thing Rousseau loved more than freedom for everyone and that was getting his bare ass spanked by women. While living as a vagabond for a few years he would frequently moon passing women in hopes of getting spanked. In Confessions, the first real autobiography, he discussed this obsession: “To fall at the feet of an imperious mistress, obey her mandates, or implore pardon, were for me the most exquisite enjoyments, and the more my blood was inflamed by the efforts of a lively imagination the more I acquired the appearance of a whining lover.”