1. Men are like.. Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.. Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like.. Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like.. Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.. Chocolate: Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like.. Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like.. Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like.. Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.
9 . Men are like.. Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.. Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like.. Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like.. Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like.. Parking Spots: All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.