April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day2 comments
10 May 2009 @ 18:04

Obviously I missed it, but better late than never. Cake & Cunnilingus Day:
Why? Well, as some enterprising men have declared March 14 to be "Steak and Blowjob Day", we women thought we'd get in on the act as well, a month later.

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is about celebrating female pleasure. It's about putting our orgasms on the agenda and demanding pleasure equality! It's about lying back and gorging on chocolate mud cake while our lover sticks his eager tongue into our pussy!

Valentine's Day is for lovers, no matter what their gender. It's about emotion, about committment, about relationships.

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a little more carnally obsessed. Forget the roses! This day puts the focus on women, their sexuality... and their tastebuds!

Of course, it doesn't have to be all about cake. If you're so inclined you're welcome to celebrate Muffins and Muff Diving Day. Or Pudding and Pussy Licking Day. Or even Candy and Clit Licking Day. The important thing is that our coochies get the oral treatment they deserve!

Every day should be Cake and Cunnilingus Day!
OK, I will celebrate it, then. I already had cake, so let me see....


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10 May 2009 @ 19:06 by Jake : Missing the point.
Talk about missing the point: Steak & A Blowjob Day is *AUGUST* 14, i.e. exactly six months after Valentine's Day. The idea is that on Valentine's Day, our girlfriends get what they want--their guy to dress up for once, take them out to dinner, give them flowers, etc--and then six months later, our girlfriends give us what we want: a steak and a blowjob.  

14 May 2009 @ 07:23 by Hayden : So incredibly dumb
Agree with the above. It completely misses the point. It's like Scary Movie spoofing Scream which was already a spoof.  

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