A guy named John had just taken his wife Kelly out to dinner. After dinner, the two enjoyed a wonderful movie where they laughed until they cried. The two had a sublime evening and thoroughly enjoyed each others company. Upon arriving home, they promptly paid the baby sitter and sent her on her way. John then visited John Junior’s room where he happily noticed that their baby was sound asleep.

With excitement in his heart, John begins to mentally prepare for a night of fun and frolic. As he enters his bedroom, he hears his wife say the dreaded words, “I have a headache.” Which being interpreted means, not sure what you had planned John, but I’m going to bed, and right now. John is now disappointed, maybe even hurt, he goes to bed, but can’t help feeling a little disconnected from his wife…

It happens all too often in marriage, the dreaded “I have a headache” comment. Men are most often the abject victims of such a statement. But I imagine this could be a two-way street. Although I have personally never told my wife, “I have a headache” as an excuse to not make love; I imagine maybe some guys have.

I have good news

There is a solution to this dilemma, which I think will make both parties happy. And that solution is….drum role please….Draw up a “Sex Contract.”...