6:50 a.m. Wake up to recall last night: Orgasm in my room with a Barney. (Barney: Man procured from bar for the purpose of detached sexual gratification.)

7:19 a.m. Sixty-second orgasm with massage showerhead.

8:55 a.m. Text from Married Guy, unrequited love of my life with whom I have had an incessantly textual relationship for the past year. We have not yet slept together.

10:15 a.m. Share uncomfortable elevator silence with wedding-banded man with whom I had an extremely hot one-night stand...