When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health. And sprung. You also get sprung.,,

My anaconda don't want none unless you have a high likelihood of producing healthy offspring with a minimal chance of genetic disabilities, hun...

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being and future child-rearing potential...

So ladies (yeah!) ladies (yeah!) You wanna advertise fertility? (hell yeah!)...

Then turn around, stick it out, even other women have to admit that you appear to have the necessary physical attributes to produce many healthy offspring...

Baby got child rearing hips and a healthy store of body fat that can be used to nourish the developing offspring if food is scarce!...